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November 30, 2006

Gone for a Burton

Yesterday when my colleague was retrieving some files from our back up tapes at work, it became apparent that one of the tapes was missing from the set. Now I new that one of the tapes had recently broken. One of our drives had decided to snap the tape, so I told him "one of the tapes had recently gone for a Burton".

He looked at me and asked with a wry grin "Why a Burton?". Of course I did not have any idea why it had gone for a Burton, it was just a phrase that my Nan uses when something gets broken, lost or falls over. I had used this phrase rather than saying the backup tape was busted!

This question of why 'going for a Burton'? rather than going for anything else made me wonder about the origins of going for a Burton. I decided to investigate why this phrase had come about. After a bit of searching on the internet I have been able to find that there are various explanations to its origin, but the one I think is most likely to have given rise to the phrase relates to a strapline for a prewar beer advert.

Burton's were a brewery who have now gone out of business, but were popular beer brewers in the yesteryear, and it would have been a popular drink with the men of this period. Therefore it would make sense for a person who was missing from a group to be accused of nipping down the pub for a quick Burton.

During the war as I understand it, "gone for a Burton" was used as a kind of slang term, referring to pilots who were killed or missing in action.

So there you have it, if you have ever wondered about how the phrase gone for a Burton has come about, hopefully this blog has enlightened you.

November 26, 2006

James Bond - Casino Royale

On Friday evening I went to see Casino Royale with Jo. Well what can I say, it was fantastic. This is the best James Bond film I have seen. Having read all the Ian Fleming novels, and now working my way through the John Gardner James Bond books, I have always thought that the Bond characters in the movies to be a little too poncey. They seem to be a lot more public school boy in character than Bond was in Fleming's books, the new Bond played by Daniel Craig was in my opinion more like the character, more gritty, and cruel looking than the pretty boys who have been before. The credits at the beginning were great too.

I went to the driving range with Ross on Saturday morning, knocked a few balls around. I was quite consistent towards the end. I may be rediscovering my interest in the sport. Let’s see if Happy Gilmore gets back out there!

I have spent the rest of this weekend decorating. I went to B&Q this afternoon and picked up the rest of the kitchen, all the tiles too and the rest of the new door handles. I never thought the kitchen would all come, it has been such a long wait, still wonders will never cease. This now puts us in the position to get the kitchen completed before Christmas. Since Jo and I are doing the Christmas dinner again this year for both her and my family it will be good to have it all done.

I also glossed the kitchen door, put the new net up in the bathroom and have painted both Dylan's and the bathroom ceilings. A few more little chores off the ‘to do’ list.

Well I am full after eating a bootiful beef stew and dumplings cooked by Jo and about to watch the rest of Heartbeat with my babe. Man I love Sunday evenings!

November 24, 2006

Transparent PNG's and Internet Explorer

Two posts in the same day, and not a single post for about 6 months before hand!

I was puzzled to find that one of my clients was having a problem with a site I had been working on for them. The problem was they use a background image which is tiled across the browser window. If you visit www.stourvalley.com you will note there are a series of logos which have transparent backgrounds that sit over the top of the background image.

I achieved this effect by using PNG's. GIF's were not suitable because you either get jagged edges when using a transparent background, or have a halo of colour around the extremities of the image. PNG's do not do this, you get a clean edge and a transparent background. In all the browsers I had tested on, the PNG's worked fine. However Internet Explorer was proving to be a pain in the butt. It was rendering the PNG's with a horid blue background for some reason.

I looked into this problem and found out that there is a known issue with Internet Explorer when rendering PNG's. Fortunately there is a little bit of javascript you can use courtesy of Bob Osolar which corrects the problem.

Fortunately this PNG rendering issue has been fixed in Internet Explorer 7.

I hope that this information proves of help to someone in the future, it sure did for me.

The Diary of a Nobody

Why should I not publish my diary? I have often seen reminiscences of people I have never even heard of, and I fail to see—because I do not happen to be a ‘Somebody’—why my diary should not be interesting. The Diary of a Nobody, originally serialised in Punch in 1888


Taking Mr. Pooter as inspiration, I have decided to make more use of my blog, it has not been used much since I integrated it into my site, and I think that even if the entries have no interest to others it will at least allow me to keep track of my own life.

The last month has been an eventful one, Jo my wife, Dylan my baby son and I moved into our new home on Friday 13 October, and it has been non stop since then. Fortunately the date did not prove to be a problem, those who are superstitious may not have moved on this date, but for us everything went according to plan. Well apart from me loosing a 1999 Heat and One Nation tape pack, which I had just sold on Ebay. Lost the money for that one!

Our new house soon became home after unpacking our bits and pieces. However there were already a considerable amount of things which needed to be done to get the house up to scratch.

We have already had new guttering, soffit's, and fascias, the old stuff was the original guttering made from asbestos, which had 50 years worth of moss in it. Rain water just spilt over the top, giving the effect of walking through a waterfall every time you stepped out the house when it was raining. A wall has been taken down in the kitchen to create a spacious kitchen diner. Which has meant ordering a new kitchen… tiles… gallons of paint… (well 10+ litres) and by the sounds of it, a new floor to boot, because Jo finds the floor tiles depressing! I ask you!

The carpet in the lounge had to go because the previous occupants owned 5 Alsatian's which meant the house smelt of dog every time you opened the front door. This noxious odor combined with Dylan about to start crawling in next to no time, we decided it best to get rid of the offensive brown shag, and replace it with a golden honey woolen carpet. Now our home smells nice and clean, the lounge looks brighter and airier and Dylan can roll around with his toys and not worry about getting a mouth full of dog hair or smelling like a canine's musk gland.

We have already decorated the entire lobby and staircase. My brother Todd helped me to lay a new floor in the lobby, cheers brother! It looks much nicer than the cheap laminate which was down before. As well as cheap, the previous floor had bowed, which meant when ever you walked on certain parts, it would creak like a fat walrus had decided to lollop across the floor.

I have still to finish the landing upstairs, some sanding down and glossing still needs to be given my attention. Once this is done, the plan is to get a new carpet for the stairway, as this is currently brown and really thin, it needs to be replaced to make the stairway look finished. This new carpet and canvas prints of the family will then be the finishing touches. Soon another part of the house will be done. Hallelujah!

I then can look forward to wall papering and decorating Dylan's nursery, sort out the bathroom, then our bedroom, the lounge, spare room and loft conversion. Plenty to keep me busy, and the local DIY stores in business.

Jo and I are both home makers, we love spending time together at home, so after work and the weekends means lots to do at this stage in our life, but soon enough we will have put our stamp on the property and it will be home sweet home. When this is the case, we will probably move again… just like we did this time round. We finished off our 2 bedroom Victorian town house in Margate. We were really happy there and got it looking just how we wanted, then less than a year later we packed up and moved to our new abode.

Jo and I am off to Westgate tonight, to the Carlton Cinema to watch the new Bond film, Casino Royale. Hopefully it will be as good as the reviews say!